Breaking news from the Onion: Ohio State will use a t-shirt blaster to pass out diplomas at graduation (HT: mgoblog, of all places). It's only a photoshopped picture, but I found it worth posting, seeing as I will be graduating and whatnot. I almost wish it were true; I'm not looking forward to sitting through a three or four hour ceremony, in the sun, wearing a black cap and gown. Projectile diplomas would spice up the proceedings quite a bit.

Graduation fact that may interest only me: in case of inclement weather, the ceremony is canceled. That seemed strange to me: this is kind of a big deal, so how can they just cancel it? But it makes sense. Where are you going to put 10,000 guests and 35,000 graduates?